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OH NO MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 18 AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT AND TOUCHING HERSELF AND LEARNING HOW HER BODY WORKS

THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY IS FALLING

PUT THAT CATERPILLAR BACK IN THE COCCOON, QUICK, BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!!!!1ONEILOVECTHULHU1!!

This is what I think of when I think of "family values". Having the ability to opt out of a marriage or family interactions or whatever is a really good idea. This is why you won't see me giving hour-long "I love my family, but..." rants.* This is why we need social safety nets so no one has to go home if they really don't want to. This is also why ( Read more... )

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The stabbings will continue until they love America sufficiently.

Ok, I've noticed that some slang words for genitalia tend to occur together. I'm going to try to make a list here, and you can help me out. No mixing and matching is allowed ever, people ( Read more... )

My comment got massively downvoted. I don't know why. :(

Did this really happen?

Yeah, this isn't about math. This is about numerological wankery. You might like this movie if you're not a mathematician or if you'd ever consider taking the Bible code seriously for five seconds. For the rest of you, this movie should make you want to... well, drill yourself in the temple, like at the end of this movie.

Team Cthulhu still alive and well in Florida. Plays the "sickle cell" card.